1. The Wife is the Boss. She makes the rules.
2. When you understand the rules, the woman is obligated to change them. See Rule 1
3. Always listen! It doesn’t mean you hear what the OP is saying. But when you ask the OP to repeat what they said, make sure they understand you always listen, Its just that you don’t always hear.
4. Take separate vacations once in a while.
5. If a man is in the woods and no woman is around for miles and miles is everything he says and does still wrong? -Of course you are a man!
6. Go out of your way to create romantic situations and encounters. Its not out of your way anyhow.
7. Learn to cook. “Cooking lasts, Kissing Don’t” – That’s not really true but learn to cook anyway!
9. When you are totally confused, emotionally drained, and haven’t a clue see rule 2.
10. Amor Omnia Vincit – The Wife of Bath’s Tattoo.